[ Of course Deku is going to get entirely stuck on the kitchen and the sex stuff and... whatever else, still blushing like an idiot- making Bakugou of all people start to blush in return.

Bakugou would wring his neck if he wasn't so into him right now. ]

I'm trying not to, shitty nerd!

[But he's failing too, and he has to pull himself away from Deku. Too much closeness, too new of a... relationship thing. Way too much mom in the house and yeah. The fucking kitchen.]

Hot.. implements and knives? Fucking Christ, Deku!

[This is getting more and more awkward by the second and Bakugou can't take it anymore]

It's not just unsanitary, but why the fuck would you even want....

[He starts, then stops and glances at the kitchen counter because hell yeah, it would actually be pretty fucking hot to get Deku up there and kiss him hard, grind against him a little.

FUCK. ]

Put the rest of the goddamn groceries away! I'm going to take a shower! And then we're gonna have dinner and watch TV with your mom!