[This was a shitshow. Holy hell, this was spiralling downward, and fast. Between Kacchan's blushing, the entire conversation, and the thoughts that were flying into Izuku's head at breakneck speed...

He was going to stick his head in a freezer. Or just. Think of anything that could derail this.

All Might naked.

...Now he's just imagining Kacchan dressed up in a sexy All Might outfit--GOD DAMN IT that's not supposed to make this situation hotter!

Uh. Uh. AIZAWA NAKED.

You know, those ropes could probably come to good u--OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

BRAIN. STOP. NOW.]

Kacchan, I didn't actually use anything like that! Oh my God! I wouldn't--I'm not into that kind of thing!

[Deku, stop talking before you start actually talking about what you're into.

...And that includes following Kacchan's eyes to the counters. You know, if he could get up there, he could probably wrap his legs around Kacchan's waist just fine, maybe hold onto him and kiss him--

Okay maybe the kitchen was kind of hot. He preferred beds though. Or couches. Maybe his own couch?

Nah, the one at Kacchan's apartment was nicer, and more intimate. One of these days they had to make out on that couch again. Or just cuddle on it.

Wait. Wait, Kacchan said something. Groceries? Right! Putting groceries away. And a shower.

Izuku definitely needed a shower right now. A cold one.]

O-Okay! Yeah. That sounds good. Groceries, dinner, TV. Got it.

[Was this going to end without him potentially embarrassing himself?]

Uh...have fun in the shower?

[...nope.]